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The Joys of Fun-ity

Sorry to update so soon again, but I just got finished pestering Mere and Vicki. Oh the joy of funity. At first they kicked me out because Mere was on the phone with... James. So I came back 20 mins later and here's pretty much how it went down:

Me: So what were you on the phone with James for?
Vicki: She was breaking up with him!
Me: Oh. I thought she already did that.
Mere: Marcy, he lied to my face!
Me: And you lied to my face too! You told us that you broke up with him before you went put-putting.
Mere: I did break up with him then. He just didn't know it yet.
Me: *ROFLMAO* So what happened? Did he cry? Did he jump for joy? No? Well then was he emotionless?
Mere: Pretty much. He said ok whatever.
Me: *dying of laughter* So if you didn't love/like him, then why did you go out with him for two months?
Mere: At first I thought I would grow to like him.

Ok I can't stop laughing now. Does anyone else find this hilarious? Going back and reading it, it really doesn't strike me as comical but it was. I guess you had to be there.

I was going to the kitchen to get some scissors when this gigantic, enormously humungous cockroach jumped out of nowhere! Penny, my kitty, was following me and saw the roach and went right into attack mode!! So I grabbed the cat because quite frankly I'm in no mood to clean up cockroach invested cat vomit. What else could I do but call for Mere and Vicki. Of course Mere wouldn't come, so Vicki took on the role of my knight in shining glittery armor. When she came out she said: "I read your blog Marcy - you aren't going to throw it at me are you?" Hahahaha. Help me people I'm dying of laughter. I think I need my inhaler!

Vicki's Quote-of-da-week (debuted in my profile):
Vicki: I'm sorry I can't give you a back massage. I have this thing where I can't touch people's backs or feet.
Me: Remember that time you bit my toe?
Vicki: Uh yeah, that was the younger me. I've changed now.

I should probably go to bed now. I know they are waiting for me to turn the lights and music off so they can go "secretly" raid the fridge. Night!

posted by Marcy @ 1:51 AM