What's on the mind of a loserette?

Desiring to Torture the Pesky Pests

Mere and Vicki just got back from Put-putting with Mark. Mere barges in here and asks me: "Did you have fun?" What was I supposed to say? Me: "Doing what?..." Sitting at my computer staring blankly at words on the screen? I think she could have said something to the effect of hi how are you and all that crap. She just wants me to be jealous about her social outings. It's just an excuse for her to make me ask her how much fun she had, which I would have asked her anyway. I know she will deny this so don't forget to look for her response in my comments section. Good news - she finally broke up with James Martinez! Two freaking months! Wow! I've been waiting for this for a few weeks now. Especially when she found out about his little lie concerning his virginity. I'm not sure when she broke up with him officially; it might have been today or yesterday. But in any event, she went out with Mark today. Twice. In one day. The day of or after breaking up. Wow somebody moves fast... Ok enough of my sister's love life, I have better things to blog about. Like for instance, ..., ...uh..., let me think.... There must be something.... Nooo... I guess not.

So Vicki is spending the night! YAY! They both are due for a little torture. Vicki scared the crap out of me today. Literally. I was going to the bathroom and she threw the door open really fast. What a pervert. Lol. I heart you Victoria. And Mere made me jump yesterday. So today it's payback time! Yes indeed. Maybe I show go find my Halloween mask. Or I could get a glass of water to throw. Or fake bugs. Or better yet, real bugs. Mere hates spiders. If I had the guts to pick one up, I totally would throw it at her. Maybe I can find some gloves. Daddy Long Legs are harmless right?

But you know what? I'm not really the kind of person who likes to get revenge. But this is all in jest. Just poking fun. It's my duty as a sister to pester. Know what I mean? Maybe not.

I should pretend to be a stalker or something. That would be sweet. But I've been there and done that. Help me out someone! I need ideas!

So shopping today went well. Got a lot of dressy stuff for law studies. Fun fun fun. Can't wait. Time to download illegal mp3s. Oh did I say that? I meant purchase mp3s. Ok no I didn't. So today I've downloaded Jimmy Eat World, Simple Plan, Franz Ferdinand, and The Chicago Soundtrack. I've got to stock up for that new iPod I would really really love to have. I asked my dad if I could have one for Christmas. Dad: "Sure you can have an iPod. You have money. Go buy one." My hopes are sinking. Come on Santa! I know you are out there!

My mom is mad at me. She's yelling at me and trying to guilt trip me into cleaning my room. Like that's going to happen. I'm am entirely content with living in a pig sty. Most teenagers are messy right? I hope. Who cares? My lack of organization is a testament to my rebellion against the perfectionistic views of society! Fine... I'll clean it.

Go read this awesome column by Dave Barry concerning ticking meat bombs of death and tofu. GGG read it to us in English. Good times. Over and out.

posted by Marcy @ 10:02 PM