Few Fries Short of a Happy Meal
What a good game! Too bad we lost against the Terriers. It was a tad scary being in the ghetto. We kept imagining hearing gun shots. Jessica's advice: "If you hear a shot, hit da flo'."
Tomorrow is it. FBA. We've worked so hard and long. I've sweated so much. And now it all comes down to one day. One day. Yay. Boo. Ok. I hope we don't suck too much. Because that would suck. I'm pretty tired now and I should probably get to sleep soon, but I'll fill you in on my day and hopefully I will give you some of those quotes you know you are dying to read.
My day. It was good for a Friday. I talked to "Bob" and I think we are cool now. If we aren't, then I'm cool with that. Calc is getting easier, but not for long. How I love math. Here's some lovable math: I got a 68 on my quiz in law studies and we've only had two quizzes. My average is 98%. Amazing. Yes indeedy. I got a 98% on my stat quiz. Gee whiz what do I have to do to get a 100%?! Sometimes I think that lady is too much of a perfectionist, but that can be a good thing, I think. I'm happy with my "A". AP Lit is killing me. I'm thinking about going trick-or-treating and showing up on his doorstep to terrorize GGG. That essay is the pits to the infinite power.
Recent Rememberable Quotes that crack me up like a broke addict:
Kajannae: "I hate those new dresses! They are black and ugly!!" Me: "I could say the same for you! ooooooh! jk"
Tina: "Eww! A hotdog with mayonaise? That's innuendo." Me: "Uhhh... you mean phallic symbol right?"
Kajannae: "Euphs are off the chizzang fo' shizzang motherfizzang!"
Jessica: "She's got blackattude!"
Betsy: "I had a dream that Doug got chicken poisoning, went into cardiac arrest, and died. I don't even know what cardiac arrest is except that it has something do with your heart and handcuffs."
Caity: "No, Yoshi wasn't in my dream this time."
Curtis: "My dad says I was a little monkey they found under a dead stump and they cut my tail off."
Me: "The spacing isn't equal on the drill charts." Dell: "Why is that?" Me: "How should I know? I didn't write the charts."
Announcer Guy at Chamberlain Invitaional: "Ok folks, recieving a supieror in the bronze division is Sickles High School." Guy in background: "You skipped Fort Meyers." Announcer: "It's ok; I'll go back. Give me a second. Hmm... Now what did they win? Uhh sorry folks I forgot to mention Fort Meythers."
Mom: "I'm going to put a new wreath for Halloween. I'll hang the witch seperately." Me: "Mom! Where do you think we are? Salem, Massachusetts?"
Me as my sister pulls out in front of a semi going 60 mph on US41: "Oh cool! This is like frogger!"
Bridget: "She's in bi-ology." (pronounced bee - ology) Me: "What's that? The study of biatches?"
Jarred: "We've entered the ghetto now." Me: "Which house is yours?"
I hope you found some humor there. I guess you had to be there for some of those. Good times.
As soon as I find time, I hope to share with you a list of ways to politely call people stupid. Until then I'll be a few french fries short of a Happy Meal.
posted by Marcy @ 1:03 AM
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