Have You Seen My 10ft Boa Constrictor Anywhere?
it all started like this.... one morning i went out to my car to leave for school and someone whispers my name. i got so freaked out! and then what do you know, Ben pops up from behind my mom's car! i nearly had a heart attack. i told him to stay there and two more heart attacks were given to my sister and mom. he left his bike by the garbage cans so during the hurricane we put it in the bathroom. that was interesting... so anyways i rode his bike to his house on monday and ended up walking home. on the way if you don't know, is the swamp. normally not too scary. but scary to be walking a foot a way from it. the thing that creeped me out the most was walking past this sign... it read something like this:"LOST: 2 Boas
8 ft and 10 ft
very docile and don't hide
Call 555-5555"
does that not creep you out?! how can you lose something that big?? car keys and pen caps i completely understand. but a 10ft snake! and two snakes no less! jiminie Christmas!!! so i was walking down the narrow road just waiting for two hungry anaconda's to jump out at me like i was J Lo. you never know what those things will do went they are set lose and hungry. those things are definitely not docile by my standards! and even if they wanted to hide, they can't they are so darn big. by the way, has anyone seen the new anaconda movie?
so i have a fear of snakes. which phobia is that? Lord only knows. i also have a fear of homework. it's like an allergy. i just can't bring myself to come near enough to it to get it done.
anyway, i wonder if you followed my above story. excuse me, tale. ggg and ppp don't like the word, "story". i do. no one cares what i think. thank You Lord this week is almost over. i'm sooo ready for the weekend. not that i didn't like my four day weekend. i really like hurricanes. in a way. not in a way that "oh yay 160 people just died and thousands more had their lives ruined". you know what i mean. "oh yay no school". we need longer weekends anyways. this is just God's way of telling HCSD that seniors deserve more free days. we also deserve to be let out earlier at lunch as when they call us underclassmen are already in line! ooooooh that pisses me off. don't get me started about lunch lines! man if i posted about my raging hate of lunch lines, google would have to kick me off for writing so much. theoretically, if i had the time to write that is.
sometimes i feel i'm not enjoying all my rights as a senior. like i'm being deprived. starting with the stupid Bryn Allen people not sending me my pics and the stupid lunch lines. anywho life goes on and i am content to know i am alive and loved and musically talented. *cough cough on the latter part*
tomorrow is my mom's birthday. so i must go wrap her present and decorate. isn't it funny how my parents go to bed so much earlier than i do? i still need to shower and do calc/stats/english poems. nighty night young 'uns.
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Fear of snakes is ophidiophobia. Although it is scary to think that someone just lost two boas, it is amusing in a way. Hope they find their little "cuties" soon.
-Boat
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