ahoy!
ahoy thar maties! welcome to the land of no-math-homework! unfortunately i had some english and engineering homework to ruin my night. and thats the way the cookie crumbles.it sure is late so i won't stay long. just wanted to leave you with some good yo mama jokes:
Yo mama's so poor she went to the Four Seasons but could only afford three.
Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.
Yo mama's so fat, that every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves!
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason they declared world hunger.
ok some of those we pretty corny, but you gotta laugh. i really do love my mama. she tries so hard and does everything for me. she buys my food and clothes and sooo much more.
at our softball game, this girl said the only reason she wore jeans over her uniform was because her mom told her not to. i said that's a retarded reason - i love my mama. she hates hers. i dont see how that is possible.... its kinda sad.. this girl and i continued to talk and she told me she doesn't think that giving birth is anything special - everyone can do it. ok now her ignorance was really pissing me off. its kinda sad that she doesn't appreciate what her mom does for her. i know her mom and she's pretty nice. i'm glad i love my mom. i really am.
alex came over today and we found a ton of voltures eating a huge dead turtle in our backyard down by the lake. like the sick pyscho i am, i took pictures. then we went out front and he showed me his new dirt bike!! sweet! it goes up to about 40 mph!! then he invited his friend Eli over to show us some skateboarding tricks. i can't skateboard for the life of me.
anyways yo mama's so dirty, she uses bleach to take a bath. good thing i used soap. lata playas.
posted by Marcy @ 12:13 AM
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